I constantly get asked when I am going to have kids.
Well.
After five years of marriage and no children, the husband and I have made a very important decision.
We have decided to adopt.
We’re still not ready for children though.
So we decided to adopt a senior citizen.
For Christmas.
As the final challenge for the 12 Challenges of 2012, we decided to share our blessings this Christmas by adopting an 86 year old man who is currently living in a nursing home.
His wish list was a simple one.
Pajamas
Slippers
A blue comforter
Action DVD’s
And a baseball cap
I think we can manage that.
It sounds a heck of a lot easier than growing a human being inside of my uterus for nine months and raising it for the next eighteen years.
Yes, eighteen.
Then it’s time to either go to college or get a job.
Either way, you’re not allowed to live in my house anymore.
If you’re really nice to me from the ages of 2-17, however, I might consider sending you care packages.
College food sucks.
Nursing home food ain’t so hot either, I hear.
So I decided to include a little treat along with the gifts for our newly adopted octogenarian.
It’s easy to make.
But maybe not so easy to chew.
Maybe that just means the enjoyment will last longer?
CHERRY COCONUT AND CASHEW BARK
2 (12 oz) packages non-dairy chocolate chips
1/2 cup cashew pieces
1/2 cup sweetened, flaked coconut
1/2 cup dried cherries
Add chocolate chips to a large bowl.
Microwave for 20-30 seconds and then stir.
Continue until most of the chocolate has melted.
Stir until chocolate is smooth.
Pour onto foil lined sheet and spread in an even layer.
Top with cherries, cashews, and coconut.
Chill until firm and break into small pieces.
Sweet coconut, salty cashews, tart cherries, and chocolate?
This is one Christmas tradition you’ll definitely want to adopt.
The senior citizen is optional, but highly recommended.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!







































































































































































